So, today is one of those awesome days where it's a lot of cool holidays, which includes International Moment of Laughter Day. With it being Random Tuesday, I'll see if I can make you laugh with some various jokes related to some of today's holidays. Here goes!
- The person who said "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me" clearly never got beaten up by a dictionary. (Happy Dictionary Day!)
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and asks about the consultation fee. The lawyer responded, "It's $50 for 3 questions." "Isn't that a lot?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer chimed back... "and what's your third question?" (Happy National Be Kind of Lawyers Day!... I tried...)
- Which animal should you avoid at the underwater high school? Dolphins, because they travel in clicks. (Happy Dolphin Day!)
- What building has hundreds of stories without needing stairs or an elevator? The library. (Happy National Library Day/Week!)
- Is a great doctor one who always walks the straight and narrow pathology? (Happy Pathologists' Assistant Day!)
- Did you hear the one about the pecans that fell down the hole where we draw water? You have? Well nuts! (Happy Pecan Day!)
Well, those were the most humorous holidays. Looking at tomorrow, we of course have Income Tax Pay Day, so along with that, we have Rubber Eraser Day, Take a Wild Guess Day, and of course, That Sucks Day.
DFTBA
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